Hi...want to participate in a "make believe" conversation with me? GREAT...here we go...
You know, I'm a huge movie fan and I love to watch all genre's of film. Like my music, I'm truly a fan of the older stuff...I'm getting older, so I guess this makes sense. I particularly like some of the classic series (Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Godfather, etc.) and I have watched some films 50 or more times. Because of this, my lexicon now contains quotes from some of these movies...MUCH to the dismay of my bride. She gets irritated (almost on a daily basis) with the annoying habit I have of being able to recite (verbatim) lines from these movies...
So, why the heck are you going on about this???
So glad you asked! Let me explain...There is a movie line from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade that has invaded my brain the last couple of days and just won't go!!! I'm becoming psychotic because of it! Indiana Jones encounters the old Crusader Knight in the room containing the Holy Grail. The knight warns them all to choose wisely before they drank from one of the many cups. The evil Nazi guy drinks and shrivels up like a year old apricot and blows away...NASTY!!! Cool...but NASTY!!! The knight looks at Indiana Jones and says "He chose poorly!"....HAHAHAHAHA...NO KIDDING!!!!
Ok, Jeff...WHY ARE YOU SAYING ALL OF THIS????
Sorry...calm down! My point is this....CHOOSE WISELY each and every day. Your choices are yours for a lifetime! Some of them you MAY (...I say MAY) be able to change, fix, repair...whatever...but for many, these choices are binding and there is no going back on them! My wife chose me...so when she gets angry with me and tells me how moronic I'm acting, I remind her that SHE CHOSE ME!!! SO, SHE'S REALLY THE MORON FOR CHOOSING ME!!! (See the logic here...Aha! I knew you would)
What does this have to do with you (YOU MORON!)???
Sorry...this line "HE CHOSE POORLY" won't leave my head. See, I was sooooooo burned out on woodworking since my daughter's wedding, I agreed to work on some stuff INSIDE the house for my *beautiful, *wonderful, and *understanding spouse. (*Just in case she actually ever reads this!) Things (I thought) that wouldn't include saws, chisels, sanders, stain, etc... But I goofed!!! I'm PAINTING!
See, paint and I have a love/hate relationship. It loves to hate me!!!. I can get paint on the floor, my clothes, the cat, or the furniture...without any help from ANYONE!!! I'm two rooms in and have 3 to go...and one of these rooms has 10 foot ceilings and 4 doorways. It's only been about a week....7 days...1/4 of a month...But it feels like FOREVER! And the part that just chaps my tush...I agreed to do this!!! Now, all I hear is "HE CHOSE POORLY!!!"
I KNOW....I have no one to blame but myself! Now...do you get what I'm sayin'??? CHOOSE WISELY!!!
YUP...Your wife's right!!! YOU ARE A MORON!!!